You approach the secretary who first gave you your contract, and to your surprise, she lets you into Rob Rubik's cubicle! She must have been the one writing you the sticky notes, trying to help you from making a terrible mistake.
Inside the cubicle, you find a big filing cabinet full of contracts! Rifling through, you quickly grab yours and race back to the secretary's desk, where she's thoughtfully left the paper shredder on.
Your vision blurs as the contract is reduced to ribbons, and when the shredder finally quiets down, a peace washes over you. You make your way out of Oddities Inc. one last time, and wonder how you're going to tell you're parents that you're out of a job.
THANK YOU FOR COMPLETING ODDITIES INC.!